Dutch Royal Family Attacked on Queen’s Day

Five people confirmed dead, scores injured when a driver attempted to ram his car into the bus carrying the Dutch royal family during annual Queen’s Day festivities.

Olympic Scandal of Royal Proportions!

Mary, Princess of Denmark has caused the Danish Olympic contingent to file a formal complaint to the Australian Olympic Committee chief, John Coates, expressing their displeasure in having their Crown Princess ignore the Danish athletes in favor of the Australian athletes.

Mary met the Danish Prince in 2000 at the Syndey Olympics, apparently she had no problem hanging out with the Danes. In 2004, Tasmanian born Mary married the heir to the Danish Throne, bypassing the strict Danish immigration rules to become a Danish citizen.

Mary is known for stating in an engagement interview for Hello Magazine that she would willing to break off the relationship with the Prince if she was deemed unsuitable, rather than ask him to abdicate the throne.

Royal Return Dinner

The President and First Lady hosted quite a return dinner for The Queen and her Consort. She looks relaxed and happy in the company of President Bush, unlike the posters at Glittering Royal Events. Many of whom displayed a talent for snide remarks and cherry picking photos of the Royal visit. Not very royal-like behavior from a bunch of people who spend their lives salivating obsessively over every mundane detail of the public and private lives of Royal families.

The Queen Has Landed

Queen Elizabeth and her consort, Prince Phillip arrive in Williamsburg to mark the 400th Anniversary of the city.

I do admire this Queen. Here is a woman who choses her alliances without consulting opinion polls. Her consort/husband can amusing whenever he opens his mouth and comments about slanted eyed Chinese and such.

C&C at the Academy of Music

Charles and Camilla enjoying an evening concert celebrating the 150th Anniversary of the Academy of Music.

Welcome International House surfers!

The royal jewels were on display last night at the Academy, The Duchess sported a ruby and diamond necklace that seems to be a new acquistion to the royal jewel collection. British newspaper “The Daily Mail” reports Clarence House will not confirm if the necklace was a gift from the Prince of Wales. The Daily Mail goes on to reflect “The city’s richest dignitaries were in attendance – with many of the women dressed in furs and sparkling diamond accessories – although none quite as opulent as Camilla’s.” Since when does opulence define good taste?

There were mixed reactions by royal watchers to the outfit and necklace worn by the Duchess of Cornwall last night.

You Can Call Me Princess…

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Most Serene Highness Lady Skye the Innocent of Midhoop St Giggleswich Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

C&C in Philly

PHILADELPHIA – JANUARY 27

Prince Charles, the Prince of Wales inspects members of the First Troop Philadelphia City Cavalry in front of Independence Hall January 27, 2007 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall inspects her flowers

Diana & Dodi Investigative Report #4,765

A 3 Year and 7.2 million dollar investigation confirms that Diana is still dead…

LONDON — The 1997 Paris car crash that killed Princess Diana and her boyfriend, Dodi Fayed, was an accident, not a murder plot hatched by the royal family, according to a British police investigation made public Thursday.

“There was no conspiracy to murder any of the occupants of the car. This was a tragic accident,” said John Stevens, former chief of the Metropolitan Police who led the three-year investigation.

Despite the allegations of Diana’s phone calls being monitored by the NSA, the report was unable to incriminate George Bush for the death of Diana and Dodi.